Simon the Cop
| Role | Dumb cop |
| Named in | 26 of 453 videos · 145 name mentions |
| First named | EVIL FAN Frames ME.. (Brookhaven RP) — 2023-05-03 · first mention 0:12 |
| Most-mentioned | I THREW a SECRET PARTY Under BROOKHAVEN!! (Brookhaven RP) (18 mentions) |
A strong, well-meaning, profoundly unobservant police officer — the channel's go-to example of Brookhaven law enforcement being useless.
Notes
- 26 videos, 145 mentions; first May 2023 ([442]).
- Usually appears in police/SWAT episodes as the officer Todd can talk past.
Common phrases
Auto-captions do not label speakers, so these are the phrases that recur in the 26 videos listed below, not a speaker-diarised script. Type marks whether the line is theirs, said to/about them, or a running term.
| Phrase | Uses | Videos | Type | Example |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| "corn" | 26 | 2 | Running gag | 2023-06-10 at 1:23 |
| "best police officer" | 1 | 1 | Todd's sarcastic title | 2023-06-10 at 10:30 |
Appearances
Every episode where the character is named in the auto-captions, chronological. The timestamp is the first name mention and links to that moment; mention counts include caption mishearings, so treat them as a floor.
Historical context
Simon is a strong, well-meaning and profoundly unobservant police officer — the channel's go-to example of Brookhaven law enforcement being useless. First named May 2023 ([442]), he appears in 26 videos with 145 mentions.
Character evolution
- Introduction (2023): first named in [442].
- Police/SWAT era (2023–2026): recurs as the officer Todd can always talk past.
Significance
Simon is the straight face of the channel's cop satire — competent in body, hopeless in detection, and always one step behind Todd.